I just got back from Walmart

"Denver Is Stuck In The 90s" (denver80222) 10/28/2014 at 00:28 • Filed to: None

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And I did this:

I am a child

DuckDraper > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/28/2014 at 00:33

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Is he trying to sniff your arm pit?

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > DuckDraper 10/28/2014 at 00:34

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I noticed that When I got home, I just started laughing when I saw it. My brother took the photo on his phone and iMessaged it to my computer (which was at home)

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/28/2014 at 00:40

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I can't even fit in one. How tall are you?

 V8 Rustler > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/28/2014 at 00:41

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http://www.target.com/p/the-flash-lo…

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/28/2014 at 00:43

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On the subject of Walmart, are the people of Walmart sketchy everywhere? I know in Pennsylvania and the Southeast that is the case.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/28/2014 at 00:47

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Depends on what time of day youre there, but generally, yes

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s >  V8 Rustler 10/28/2014 at 00:48

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Yup, thats my shirt. Youre the second person that has commented on that today

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 10/28/2014 at 00:48

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Im 5' 10"

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/28/2014 at 00:48

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Okay. Strangely enough I have discovered that less freaks come out at night in my area, so if I absolutely have to go to Walmart, that is when I go.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/28/2014 at 00:53

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I'm 6'2'' with the physique of a football player. Consider yourself lucky. The last time I got into one of those, it sorta broke.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/28/2014 at 00:53

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Same here, on Weeknights and early weekend mornings

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 10/28/2014 at 00:55

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Well, Im Growth hormone deficient. Without daily Hormone injections throughout high school I would have only grown to 4' 11", maybe. I am lucky to be this height

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/28/2014 at 01:00

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I'm sorry to hear that. I stick out like a sore thumb in my school. The next guy down in any of my classes is 5'10''. Every other guy is 5'7''-ish at most. I have the problem of not being able to fit in most small cars including the Toyobaru twins and the Ford Fiesta ST. My head hits the roof and the seats feel a bit snug.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 10/28/2014 at 01:04

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I cant fit in a CRZ, but really who can? lol I used to stick out like a sore thumb for a different reason. I was the guy in class that If didnt know me, youd wonder if I was a lost 5th grader

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/28/2014 at 01:05

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I can, however, fit in a Mazda 2. When I go to Colombia, people take pictures with me because of my height.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 10/28/2014 at 01:06

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Do you fit in a type 1 VW?

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/28/2014 at 01:09

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Yes I do. I applaud VW for making the roomiest cars in their respective segments. I'm currently looking into a Beetle R-Line.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 10/28/2014 at 01:28

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Well if Wilt Chamberlain could fit, I figured you could as well.

Your boy, BJR > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/28/2014 at 01:41

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that's it I'm totally submitting this shit to POWM

promoted by the color red > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/28/2014 at 02:27

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Get a haircut, you goddamn hippie.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > promoted by the color red 10/28/2014 at 02:33

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Im growing it out for the winter, but it does need to be thinned. I have incredibly thick hair, it can get unmanageable. But on the plus side, I dont believe I'll ever go bald.

Svend > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/28/2014 at 02:58

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As an employee of Walmart here in the U.K. (asda) I can say that on this side of the pond we get all sorts of interesting goings on from groups of student girls shopping in one-sees because they can't sleep and feel like shopping is a good idea to motor show models in boob tubes and micro-skirts with no underwear (that was an eye-opener I tell you) and drunks. One guy got a taxi to the store, stole something and ran to the taxi and left, it was only when the taxi got him back home and the guy didn't have enough to cover the fare that the driver drove him right back to the store where the police were waiting to put him straight into the back of the police van. Another was refused service as he was drunk so threw the money at the cashier and ran, got in his car but didn't drive off. We thought it was strange but didn't approach, then the cashier came to me and said 'I've got his car keys'. I asked how the hell he got his keys and he said the driver had them in the same pocket as his money so as he was counting his money to hand over thinking he'd be served had put his car keys on the till. Doh. I thought hey, went behind the car got his licence plate as I thought he'd be back in for them and it would be in everyones interests to just give him them and let the police deal with it. Well I recognised the licence plate from a street I walk past from time to time and simply gave him the keys and let him go then phoned the police and told them exactly where he'd be in about twenty minutes time. They were waiting along with me right outside his girlfriends house.

So ye', all the crazies come out at night.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Svend 10/28/2014 at 03:05

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Sounds like your own little piece of 'Murica.

Coty > DuckDraper 10/28/2014 at 14:23

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How YOU doin'?

Coty > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 10/28/2014 at 14:24

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Tried the FoST?

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Coty 10/28/2014 at 23:05

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I have. It has an awkward seating position in my opinion. I also found that my head touches the roof even with the seat all the way down. We had a FoSEL Sedan(2012 Focus SEL Sedan) for a year and a half. We got rid of it because I didn't fit anymore. My parents are pushing me towards a Golf GTI or a Beetle R-Line. Thanks for the suggestion anyway.

macroprocessor > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/29/2014 at 00:38

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Being a child is a wonderful thing. There is no shame in a little silliness.